radioactivepapertowns: dragonflycup: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina what did I just read My penis hurts...
dean-is-an-assbutt: fwips: sasstielspn: fwips: ”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree” -Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin died in 1790 are u calling me a liar
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your...– Tati-Ana Mercedes (via chubby-bunnies)
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
skittle-happy-matt: princess-diana: YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T SWIM WELL I CAN SWIM FINE DAD OK NO IT’S NOT OKAY YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BE NEAR HERE YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE’LL JUST START SCHOOL IN A YEAR OR TWO NO DAD JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED OF THE OCEAN CLEARLY YOU’RE NOT READY AND YOU’RE NOT COMING BACK UNTIL YOU ARE YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THESE THINGS BUT YOU JUST CAN’T NEMO ...