April 2013
6 posts
radioactivepapertowns:
dragonflycup:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts...
dean-is-an-assbutt:
fwips:
sasstielspn:
fwips:
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
March 2013
64 posts
“Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your...”
– Tati-Ana Mercedes (via chubby-bunnies)
la-meilleure-amie:
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
skittle-happy-matt:
princess-diana:
YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T SWIM WELL
I CAN SWIM FINE DAD OK
NO IT’S NOT OKAY YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BE NEAR HERE
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE’LL JUST START SCHOOL IN A YEAR OR TWO
NO DAD
JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED OF THE OCEAN
CLEARLY YOU’RE NOT READY
AND YOU’RE NOT COMING BACK UNTIL YOU ARE
YOU THINK YOU CAN DO
THESE THINGS
BUT YOU JUST CAN’T NEMO
...
